assume
man i have such lame friends here.yuru: well i just assume that he likes her!
jon: DUDE, you can't assume.
yuru: what?! why not??
jon: dude don't you know....if you assume, you are making an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
yuru: ............
haha i think some pple may have heard this lame joke from their other friends, i'm just surprised that i heard this story the american way. i was really amused.
during english class....
prof: empathise canine?
students: what??? *exchange blank stares
prof: ok what does empathise mean?
students: to feel for....
prof: canine?
students: dog
prof: so empathise canine simply means...."you feeling me, dawg?"
OH MAN......that was soooooo lame.
i'm sure this surge of lame-ness will not end here.

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